i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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