Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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