no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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