There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every concussion has its silver lining
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You ruined the universe
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize