are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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