your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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