Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
