I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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