My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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