question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize