it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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