You can't special order awesome
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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