So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
