oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I've blown a few things in my day
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
