I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just tell him i said nine months
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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