I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
ttyl tear gas
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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