Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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