just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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