so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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