I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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