david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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