Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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