You're so nebulous sometimes
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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