You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.