So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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