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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?

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  The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (585): View more from New York

  I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.

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  Mardi gras at its finest.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.

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  Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.

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• (718): View more from New York

  So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.

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