No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need a beard to bite.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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