Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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