I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize