Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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