I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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