question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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