she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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