Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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