Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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