I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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