what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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pray to the hookup gods
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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