My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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