if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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