I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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