Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
and you fell through a lawn chair
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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