you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
