It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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