Where is the hickey?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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