I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I need a beard to bite.
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