Christians are straight up FREAKS
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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