her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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