he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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