Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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