He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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