You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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