goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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