We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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