no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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