the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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