Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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