drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We're too hungover to prance.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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