First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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