So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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