You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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