Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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